UPDATE 1/6/2013: Since this article discussing the Paul easter egg “Lorenzo Zoil” was posted in 2011, it has become the most popular article on MovieGuys.org (Ever!). I would like to thank everyone for writing in and leaving opinions and other Paul easter eggs in the comments. Thanks to everyone for stopping by and sharing the eggs…
Drive Angry 3D Trailer
I’m not gonna lie, I was a little let down when I first saw this trailer. I have been incredibly busy lately and haven’t been keeping up with movie news, and when this trailer first started rolling, my first thought was, “OMG OMG OMG! Ghost Rider 2!” About 5 seconds later I realized that this…
Battle Los Angeles Trailer
As you all should be able to tell by now, I’m a sucker for a good space alien flick. Well here’s the latest that’s caught my eye. Battle: Los Angeles is the newest film from director Jonathan Liebsman, best known for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning. Here is the Battle Los Angeles Trailer: I was checking out…
Cowboys and Aliens Preview/Plot Prediction
I heard rumors about Cowboys and Aliens back in the spring, and I chalked it up to just that, rumors. Even if there was a movie made about cowboys and aliens, how good could it be? I mean, come on. Aliens have lasers and death rays and space ships. Cowboys have the Peace Maker. Now…
Jackass 3D Movie Review
Jackass 3-D was exactly what I expected it would be, aside from a special appearance by Beavis and Butthead. The film was full of pranks, pain (mostly in the testicle region), and all sorts of random grossness, just what you would expect from the Jackass cast. Jackass 3-D featured all of the usual suspects. Like…
Terminator Salvation: Trial by Fire book review
So you just finished watching Terminator Salvation on Bluray because, you know, everything awesome is awesome+1 on Bluray. So you’re sitting there thinking to yourself, “Man, I wonder what’s gonna happen next! And what’s the deal with these new human/terminator hybrids? I think I will call them huminators. Are there more of them or was…
The Last Exorcism: The Devil Is In The Details
The Last Exorcism—produced by Eli Roth (not written or directed; those credits go to Daniel Stamm, then Huck Botko and Andrew Gurland, respectively), although Roth no doubt offered input—is one the latest examples of the “faux-documentary style” horror flick. And despite my misgivings while waiting on the popcorn line, I ended up liking it, though…
Orson Welles, A Touch of Evil
One of the biggest complaints viewers have today about Touch of Evil, the classic film noir written and directed by the late, great Orson Welles, is that it features Charlton Heston playing a Mexican. Yes, Moses himself playing a south-of-the-border, dark-skinned, mustached, Spanish-speaking Mexican. Let’s not forget, folks, Heston was shoved down Welles’s throat. He…
Machete Red Band Trailer!
So I’m sitting around doing some computern’ with the TV on, not really paying much attention to it. Out of the corner of my eye, I catch the end of a preview. The word “Machete” flashes across the screen. After that, it says “September 3”. Now I’m running through my memory. Where have I heard that…
Expendables Body Count
So The Expendables has been absolutely killing in the box office. to the tune of around $45million. A bit lower than I would have predicted, but still nothing to be sad about. But let’s look at the actors in The Expendables. Ever wonder what their body count is? Sure, we always watch actors destroy each other…