Happy Christmas Intermission listeners! This special episode of the Intermission Podcast the Movie Guys have their third annual gift battle. They’ve really outdone themselves this year, the studio is full of poorly wrapped presents. This is sure to be an exciting episode so grab you a big mug of eggnog and enjoy.
So after a heated and confusing (for Guy) match of rock paper scissors, Corey distributed his gifts first. Josh was happy to receive a Stranger Things cap. Craig was pleased with his miniature Death Trooper and his Marty McFly keychain. Now he just has to find his keys… The Intern got a full wardrobe of pocket t’s and to top it all off, an awesome bomber hat. The Russian mob got nothing on the Intern now! The fine Producer and the little Movie Guy got a nifty smelling candle and a blanket, they had to fight over who’s was who’s. And finally, Guy was thrilled to unwrap Ms. Fat Patty King, a 400 lbs. 26” tall blow-up doll! After blowing her up, he immediately puts a pinky in one of her “love holes”. Didn’t buy her dinner or anything, just went right for, go Guy.
Guy got everyone a cool sports shirt with their favorite teams on them. You didn’t know the Movie Guys were such sports fans, did you? Well they are, Josh is a die hard Spiderman fan, Craig roots for good ol’ Captain America, Corey goes for the guy everyone loves to hate: Punisher: the Producer more of a Batman fan because she’s dark and broody like that… and the Intern got a Boba Fett shirt because he corrects everyone on Star Wars. Now that the guys all match, they are officially “The Movie Gang” and are taking back their turf. Blood will spill (mostly theirs, probably self-inflicted).
So last week the Intern got everyone Rogue One tickets for opening night. Josh and Craig and Guy all get their tickets from the Intern and go in but Corey hasn’t shown up yet surprise surprise. Craig texted him and tells him when he gets there the Intern will bring him out his pre-paid ticket, and what does Corey do? Buys a ticket and comes in without telling anyone. So for the gift battle, the Intern signed and framed everyone’s tickets as a nice memento, and gave Corey an invoice including interest and processing fee’s.
Corey was quite pleased with his authentic drinking horn. Now he can finally drink that ale he’s been holding on to for years.The Intern was even pleaseder with an awesome Streamlight flashlight that was used to blind Corey multiple times over the rest of the show. Guy was more pleased with his Ninja Turtle shell backpack with a free piece of trident inside! And Craig was most pleased with some amazing Dumb and Dumber studio art!
The Producers Gifts
Corey was excited to see the Producer got him paper and drawing things. This way he can finally finish The Righteous Plunger comic. Guy had to explain to him some of the drawing things showing off his art 4 education. Josh got an electric paper airplane, now a paper airplane race is in order. And Guy almost lost his mind when he unwrapped his Shredder bobblehead!
The Intern received ghost pepper seeds so this spring, get ready. Corey is crying already. Corey got a Batmobile model car. Josh got a bear claw toilet paper holder. And to add to Guy’s enthusiasm, when he unwrapped his multiple presents from Craig he started to realize a pattern. First, there was one Ninja Turtle bobble head, then two, then three, and nobody is sure if Guy knew what was in the last box at this point, a fourth. He now has all the Ninja Turtle bobble heads and a Shredder one too. Best Christmas ever.