This week on the Intermission Podcast, the Movie Guys talk about Spiderman Homecoming, get distracted from talking about Spiderman Homecoming, and call Corey stupid for talking about Spiderman Homecoming. Craig then reviews Masterminds and suggests we pull a heist. This may be our last week as free men, or poor men depending on how this goes. Wish us luck!
Spider Man Homecoming
What’s that cat pee drug? Jenkem?
Corey was attacked by a mythical creature over the fourth of July holiday. He took a picture of it but unfortunately, it’s all blurry and looks like a log. Josh and Craig enjoyed their holiday though, watching some very interesting trees while fireworks shot off behind said trees. Speaking of American holidays, we look at different ways to get high, Jenkem in particular. If you don’t know what it is (which you really shouldn’t) go look it up. Long story short though, it’s a complicated process of huffing cat urine, because who wouldn’t want to do that? So if you, our helpful viewers, would kindly send us some urine in bottles or jars we would greatly appreciate it.
Original Lime Skittles are Back!
Guy’s skittle addiction comes full circle this week now that they (whoever ‘they’ are) have released the Original Skittles with lime back instead of green apple. We then discuss whether this could lead to a citrus overdose, then to what citrus actually is. I don’t think we ever figured it out.
Then, somehow someway, I still don’t know how we got to this topic (I think it had something to do with watermelons?) the Intern proposes the question: Can you pee with a boner?
Spiderman Homecoming
This week Spiderman Homecoming came out and we were all excited to go see it, except for Craig but we’ll get to that later. Before the show, we ran over the Chik Fil A to get some nuggets, but instead, Guy got tenders! Some people. It didn’t stop there though, he claimed that you got more chicken with tenders! Can you believe the nerve of that guy? Craig looked it up, and we were all right, nuggets are both the best tasting and the most chickeny. Suck on that Guy King.
Speaking of food, Craig and Josh are gathering ingredients for what started out as Pizza nachos but turned into something that they termed “White-trash-getti”. I’ll just let you guess what that is.
Guy tries new foods: pineapple and Oreos. We are all very proud of him; if you would like to suggest any food for Guy to try let us know. It seems like I’m forgetting something though… Oh yeah!
Spiderman Homecoming again. It was awesome!!!!!!!! Possibly the best Marvel movie ever, certainly the best Spiderman. Of course, Corey still believes that Tobey Maguire was better and that the earth is flat, so I wouldn’t credit his opinion with much.Speaking of Corey being dumb, he comes up with the stupidest idea on the way home. What’s worse is that Craig agrees. The problem is that it is so stupid I can’t even begin to write it down, just can’t bring myself to do it. So go listen, just to make fun of Corey and Craig.
Masterminds
Craig watched a movie this week, and as you can guess from the large bold heading, it was entitled Masterminds. He didn’t tell us too much about it for fear of spoilers and such, but he did say that he loved it. Like a lot. Way more than a man should love a movie. I think it’s over of the Netflix so go check it out, Masterminds (In case you didn’t see the heading^^).