This week on the Intermission Podcast, the movie guys talk about everything. Corey watched a documentary, the movie guys watched The Circle and talk about it, the guys watch Assassin’s Creed and talk about it, and the guys watch Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. II and talk about it! This is a podcast, but it still seems like a lot of talking.
This Week with the Movie Guys!
Corey watched a documentary about Hiroshima, and it was called Hiroshima or something like that. Craig discovered that it’s called Hiroshima: A History of World War II. He droned on about it, something about Russia being a dick. Why did Japan trust those guys? They blew up a goat that hid in a refrigerator. Corey now hates America. Speaking of America, we need a meal replacement hotdog! It’s brilliant. This leads us to talking about other food groups, pizza in particular. This reminds Craig of the 30-day pizza challenge so Craig challenges us to pick one food to eat for the next 30 days. Anything we want. Craig considers zoopreme primate chow diet. Google it.
The movie guys went and watched The Circle with Emma Watson and Tom Hanks. Well, we didn’t actually go with Emma or Tom, but they were in the movie. Guy liked it, it made him think which is scary. Josh liked it also, really liked one might say. It was a very ominous movie. It’s the beginning of every dystopian future movie we’ve ever seen. The Intern really really liked it. You should really go see it, it’s called The Circle in case you have forgotten.
Guy, Corey, and Josh rented Assassin’s Creed and didn’t invite Craig or the Intern to see it with them. That’s okay, everyone fell asleep anyway. Corey said it was way different than the game, way different, he said that exactly.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. II
Then, all of the movie guys minus Craig, watched Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. II !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was awesome squared. It was better than the first one, everyone said so, especially Guy. Everything about it was, just imagine the best adjective you can to describe the epitome of awesomeness. So if you do nothing else with your life, go watch Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. II. Corey’s family brought up a point of not wanting to see the Guardians in Infinity Wars. We have mixed feelings. Then Guy tries to spoil it for Craig, and then complains that it was a comedy. We then talk about that one guy (no, not our Guy in this circumstance) that points out that he knows everything about the movie franchise during the movie.
Guy saved Josh from a near catastrophe by keeping him from watching the new Star Wars trailer. Speaking of Star Wars, as we so often do, Craig and the Intern watched many of them on TBS. We argue over how bad The Phantom Menace was, this went on a while. Apparently there was a Yoda puppet on meth?
Craig watched Search Party, he liked it. He said it was like The Hangover happened in Mexico. It got 11% on rotten tomatoes, but Craig thinks it should be at least 12%. It was pretty funny, there was nudity. Male nudity. Guy then talks about things, which leads us to war clubs. We’re going to make them and smash stuff. Guy also watched a zombie movie. No one really cares though, we do care about a 28 Months Later movie. That would be sweet. So what is going to replace zombies now that the franchise is on the decline?
Craig yells at Josh about War Dogs, then becomes a arms dealer. Well, a failed arms dealer. The conversation digresses from there and Guy even starts making stuff up. May 20th we are going to tailgate at Kings Island, so be there and grab some meats. Also, there is this company called Retrostage and has made a thing for the N64 that you can download off the internet and plug into your N64. We are giving one away to you fans!!!!!! We are keeping the other. He has prototypes for all sorts of other consoles too. He’s pretty cool.