So you have just bought a ticket to see the next big flick, and what do you do? You run strait to the concession stand and load up on the fatty foods, and beverages that we all love. Popcorn (loaded with golden buttery flavor), soda, over sized candy bars, and such. But there are some things that concession stands are missing, in fact we have made a list of ten things, which brings us to yet another, MovieGuys Top Ten. The Top Ten things NOT sold at movie theater concession stands.
10.The first thing on our list is one of the most obvious, chicken wings. Why has no one thought of this? Chicken wings would be a perfect fit for just about any movie. Chicken wings are almost like popcorn, you just can’t stop eating them.
9.Everyone on a diet blows it when they go to the movies. So if you are going to spoil your diet, why not go all the way and have one of my personal favorites, the deep fried Twinkie. I don’t know who created this delicacy, but they are surely a god among men. If you haven’t tried a deep fried Twinkie, you really should, they are truly amazing, down the the last, grease drenched bite.
8.Some actors can influence your cravings at the movies, such as Kevin Bacon. You guessed it, bacon, mmmmm bacon. I can’t watch a Kevin Bacon movie without wanting a huge plate of bacon. Bacon is a perfect fit along side the other unhealthy foods at the concession stand. Or, if you really want to induce a heart attack, try wrapping some bacon around a deep fried Twinkie. Take that lower cholesterol!
7.A lot of guys bring dates to the movies, and when on a date females tend to stick to their diets, so how bout a salad for the ladies? Now everyone has something to enjoy, even the health conscious. But I am certain that the movie theaters will find a way to put an unhealthy spin on the common salad.
5.What is the perfect late night treat? Cookies and milk. This would be a great addition to the concession stand, not too horrible for your health, and very enjoyable. Cookies and milk could never replace popcorn but they would be a great change of pace for once. And isn’t it cool when you get a milk mustache? Milk and cookies would be enjoyable for ever party involved.
4.Who says the movies can’t be a classy date. Throw in some spaghetti and meatballs at the concession stand you take a fun date, and make it classy, remember Lady and the Tramp? What lady wouldn’t invite you back to her place after a classy Italian dinner at the movies, she can even have a salad to go with it,
3.I don’t know about you, but I feel like concession stands are really lacking in the meat department. The meat product known as Ã¢â‚¬Å“hot dogsÃ¢â‚¬Â just doesn’t cut it. How bout a big fat turkey leg. Turkey isn’t just for Thanksgiving anymore, it can be a great addition to your next movie going experience, and if I remember correctly, turkey is supposed to be healthy for you, so there’s another plus.
2.One word, BEER! Movie theaters need to sell BEER! I am certain there are reasons theaters avoid selling alcohol, but in a perfect world, you could go to a movie, and buy a beer. I can picture it now, a small cup, of cheap beer, served at room temperature, mostly foam, for twelve dollars.
And now the long awaited number one item missing from the movie theater concession stands:
1.Condoms and spermicidal lube. This one was influenced by the recent favorite, Superbad. With all of the dates going on in the movie theater condoms and spermicidal lube are an obvious pick. So keep it safe, and look for condoms and spermicidal lube at a concession stand near you!