Welcome to the second edition of MovieGuys Top Ten. This week we are diving into the world of little people. Everyone loves little people cause they are always good for a joke or two, but sometimes they can be a little scary or freaky. Either way, you go midgets/little people are always entertaining. Up next, our top ten midget movies. One of these days we need to update the list to include Midgets vs Mascots.
Vern Troyer – Mini Me
Top Ten Midget / Little People Movies of all time:
- Leprechaun – The scariest midget/little person I’ve ever seen but definitely a funny dude. This green guy gave people a scare while cracking his funny little Irish jokes. Don’t steal this little guys pot of gold, you’ll be in for some torture. eeek!
- Willow – The little people in this movie were called pecks, short for pecker maybe hmmm. Willow is a midget sorcerer who fights off dragons, rabid mutant dogs, trolls, and evil witches. So basically he’s one bad ass midget.
- Anything with Danny DeVito – Had to put this in because he is such a tiny person that he has to be considered a little person. You got to admit he made a one hell of a penguin because he’s such a small man.
- Friday – You know that guy who screws with that other guy’s wife, yeah a midget! Can’t feel like a real man after that happens to you.
- Happy Gilmore – Every time Happy thought of his happy place he thought of a midget riding an imaginary pony. Now that is some funny stuff!
- Bad Santa – Santa has the best sidekicks, Elves! Just so happens to be that Billy Bob Thornton’s Elf is a African American little person and one funny little person with an attitude. This elf would rather make kids cry than make them toys.
- Elf – Will Ferrell gets into a fight with a midget! That’s what he gets for calling the guy an angry elf.
- Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory – Ooompa lumpa dupity dee! Oompa Lumpa’s steal the show in the original Wonka chocolate factory. A very creepy sensation when watching these guys though.
- Wizard of Oz – Now Wizard of Oz wins the award for the most little people ever in a movie. Man, that’s a lot of midgets! Especially if you count the flying monkeys, sort of like a midget with wings and a tail. Also creepy.
- Austin Powers – Mini Me will go down as one of the most infamous little persons to ever star in a film. So congrats Mini Me on being number one on the MovieGuys “Top Ten Movies of all time with Midgets/Little People.” You little tripod you!