Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls of all ages! Welcome to the main event! This is Episode 104 of The Intermission Podcast! The Pizza Roll Eating Contest!!! In the pink corner, standing over 5 feet tall and weighing more than an average sized dog, he’s the pizza roll destroyer, the man with the 55 gallon tummy!!!!! It’s Craig the Bottomless Pit Laaaaaaaayyyne!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And in the rainbow corner, also standing an impressive 5 foot something, and weighing in at a fraction of the weight of a Volkswagen Beetle!! He’s is become death, the destroyer of pizza rolls, Skittles roll and hide when he walks into the convenience store!!!!! He’s Guy the Gastrointestinal Goliath Kiiiiinnngg!!!!!!
Alright folks. Let’s lay down the ground rules! There will be no cheating in this contest. If you barf, to maintain your roll count you must consume said barf, or your count goes back down to zero. There is a one hour time limit on the competition. During that time you may not leave the room. Finally, the only beverage that shall be consumed by the contestants is Mountain Dew Pitch Black. Oh! And to the victor goes a brand new, state of the art Squatty Potty!!!! LET’S GET IT ON!!!
Bear (and bare) with us folks. Two of the chaps are going to be talking with their mouths full during this episode. Once the contest kicks off, we talk a little about the new Ghostbusters trailer. Josh and Corey will watch the movie because they are indifferent. Guy is still p-i-s-s-e-d mad because the Ghostbuster aren’t girls dammit!
Then, ***SPOILER ALERT*** Corey watched The Witch. He did not like it, and he wants to tell you all about it. So if you plan on watching The Witch, skip this segment. I will tell you if you decide to skip it, you’re going to miss an interesting conversation about Guy’s “lizard stick”.
Craig watched Blue Mountain State: The Rise of Thadland on Netflix and it was “aight”. Also, he says some other things about the movie.
Josh watched a movie from a couple years ago, Project Almanac. He claims it was a good movie. This sparks a conversation about time travel, and what time period would everyone go to given the chance. Dinosaurs are mentioned, and Power Rangers insue.
This is about the time we stop for a mid-show update on our pizza roll eating champions. At this point, someone is definitely in the lead, and someone else is definitely loosing. I don’t want to give too much away because it’s way better when you listen to pre-recorded live.
All the fellas and some ladies went down to the Silver Screen VII to catch the newest, um, Has Fallen flick, London Has Fallen. There may be issues with some of the CG, but overall it seemed like everyone liked the movie. Especially Guy. Guy friggin’ loved it. Once the action started, it didn’t stop till the end of the movie. Josh has a problem with a chase scene that shows up in a bunch of action movies, and that takes Guy back to his old bicycle.
Then after some random conversation involving previous movie theater employment, Titanic, and the Kool-Aid man, time’s up and we have our winner! I’m not telling you who it is, because then you might not listen to the episode. Congratulation winner!!!!
To finish off the episode, we talk about our favorite movies from the year 2004:
- The Punisher
- The Day After Tomorrow
Actually, we finish off the episode by listing F-words.