This week on the Intermission Podcast, the Movie Guys tell barnyard stories, Guy explains the genetic history of sea monsters, and our discussion of food takes an interesting turn… Craig also enlightens us on an old Indiana Jones game that leads to some conspiracies. Enjoy!
To start the show off this week, Corey tells us the story of his crooked toe for reasons I do not know why. As it turns out the story wasn’t that good anyway, but that’s what happens when you try to have sex with a horse. Corey’s horse banging story reminded Guy of how he got his ass kicked by a cow. Well a cow’s foot really, but it was Guy’s own fault. What did he think would happen when you try to stick you finger up a cow’s butt? This brings to mind a story from Josh’s past which involves being sexually molested by a horse. These people do not have a good history with farm animals.
Of Sea Monsters and Guy
Guy then regales us with a story of how he was stung by a jellyfish sea monster. That’s the only thing that could have possibly stung him in the Atlantic Ocean, a sea monster. Just ask him. Then he tries to explain to us the genetic history of the loch ness monster. He kept running into the problem of incest, but that’s not really a problem for Guy King if you know what I mean. WINK WINK.
How to Screw Over The Intern
This weekend, Guy invited everyone to the movie theater with him. Josh replied no, Craig replied no, but the Intern ask what time, as he had plans to go. Guy told him he would get back with him about the time, then come the next day the Intern sat patiently by his phone waiting for a text that never came. Apparently, something came up for Mr. King but he never informed the Intern that they weren’t going to go to the movie. Now how will the Intern ever trust Guy again?
Guy’s Murder Plan
So the Movie Guys are planning another journey to the abandoned Cincinnati mall to have an epic nerf gun fight. The only problem is that we will have to do something about that pesky security guard.Guy quickly escalates the conversation by threatening death to the poor man! And I think he was serious. As everyone else sat in stun, Guy launches into a story about laser tag like he hadn’t just threatened murder. The guys then discuss their past paintball experiences in which Corey tries to kill people with his paintball gun. I think I’m going to start disassociating from these people.
Indiana Jones the Graphic Adventure MS-DOS
Craig and Josh played Indiana Jones The Last Crusade the Graphic Adventure MS-DOS over the weekend. Interesting points included Indy’s boxing medal and some interesting finds in his office. There was a skull next to a crystal ball and a tablet that talks about aliens. Keep in mind that this game was made in 1989 with Lucas and Spielberg consulting. Interesting, isn’t it? Was the game really hinting to the idea of the Crystal Skull? You can play the game and see for yourself at archive.org.
In other news, Guy got confused by Arrival. No one’s really surprised. He saw Hacksaw Ridge and it made it into his top three war movies which also include Saving Private Ryan, and We Were Soldiers. He doesn’t care that that adds up to four.
Finally, Craig and Josh tried Peeps Oreo’s. Not because they like peeps oreo’s, but because they really wanted red poop. It worked for Josh, hasn’t worked yet for Craig. We can only hope.