This week on the Intermission Podcast, The World’s Greatest Fan sends some tasty gifts and Guy yells about Ghostbusters. That’s pretty much it really, Guy yells, the guys explain to him why he’s wrong, and he yells some more. Oh, there is also a special Ghostbusters edition of Ask Guy, in which Guy yells about Ghostbusters.
Ghostbusters 2016
Ghostbusters
Craig talks about green poop, and Guy explains anatomy. Do siamese twins have two penises? This devolves into an awkward and disturbing conversation that only makes sense in Guy King’s head. Now on to the star of the hour: Ghostbusters. Guy was so excited to see it he was there early. So excited in fact, he and texted people to death about it. Craig was saddened to see that the Silver Screen VII’s coke freestyle machine did not have ecto-cooler.
Guy’s review: It was not horrible, he just can’t like the movie because he would be betraying the old movie. Guy then points out that if a woman took the place of a man in any movie it wouldn’t be good. And that girls can’t be doctors…long story. He then explains that the movie was only made for feminists and that they made every man in the film retarded. But who cares because he likes Ghostbusters II. Guy wishes that the cameos just didn’t exist, even though he laughed at them (AND EVERYTHING ELSE) like a hyena. And then changes his mind about the effects.
Craig: Not bad. He mentioned that this movie didn’t do anything to the original movie, it wasn’t destroyed, ruined, or anything to that effect. So maybe Guy was wrong… Craig likes the cameos but didn’t like that they were in the trailer.
Josh: In love. Josh’s only beef with the movie was wrong, so he was cool with it. And Josh gets all technical.
Corey: Hasn’t seen it…
And no one stayed for the credits! The Movieguys yell at America because of it. And the podcast takes an interesting homosexual turn. The question is posed whether the movie would have been better with the original cast? Craig claims that the are old and stale, like Carrie Fisher in Star Wars. Guy yells many things at him, including something about the KKK. And then the subject turns to time traveling and wizards and Superman.
Now on to Ghostbusters merchandise, Guy hates them all, and by all, we mean the twinkies. And back to green poop.
Ask Guy Ghostbusters edition.
Matt 1 asks: If Guy was in the Ghostbusters, what would he dream up instead of the stay puft marshmallow man? Probably a ninja turtle, or the snuggle bear.
Matt 2 asks: if Guy were a toilet seat in the new Ghostbusters movie, would he be ashamed to appear in the film? Guy: man or woman’s bathroom. If it was a girl, yes. And then toilets are discussed for way too long.
Other Stuff
Now that Guy got all the Ghostbusters and hatred of woman out of his system, on to other stuff. Nintendo is bringing back the NES. Guy doesn’t like the game limitations, and Craig explains some technical stuff that fixes that. Craig’s problem is why not just have a download for the Wii and get a retro controller. It also was said how much better the Sega reboot console is than the NES. And Guy does a monkey impression. Then Craig gets some blue balls to put in each others mouth. Thus turning this into the weirdest episode ever, and that’s saying a lot.
Craig was a guest on the Idle Chatter show, and they talked about the tv’s that would play in line for Kings Island rides. This reminded him a song that no one has heard and then calls stupid. Then everyone is sad.
Mail Call
Number one fan Paul sends an email to ask about Josh’s balls, and the Movieguys receive their package from Paul. Josh gets Astronaut ice cream, Corey gets a toilet sucker, Guy gets skittles, and Craig gets draft beer jelly bellies and Corey steals them. He also sends an “Idaho Spud” which Craig thought was a chocolate covered potato, but it was not. Guy gets a gummy spider. Everyone gives a big thank you to Paul and are excited for chocolate covered insects.
2021 movies
- Craig: Land Before Time IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII: Littlefoot’s Rehab
- Josh: Rambo First Blood Reboot: Girl Rambo
- Corey: Avatar II: James finally gets around to it.
- Guy: Forrest Gump II: Bullies are dick holes and we got to end em’