Well, not quite 300 but it sounded cool. We will actually be listing the ten reasons not to purchase the film. Most people seem to think that Three Hundred is an amazing film, but why? I really don’t understand, maybe it had a really good ad campaign, I really don’t know. Anyways, here is the Top Ten Top Five reasons to save your money and leave 300 on the shelf.
5. Too much blood, Not enough gore.
4. There’s Waldo!
3. Not nearly enough midget on midget action.
2. The movie leads you to believe that the mentally challenged can get attractive women.
1. I don’t get it? All the men are wearing skirts, are ripped, sporting fake tans, and all oiled up. What is this, a gay Hercules convention?