M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN Rumors Confirmed!

October 23, 2008 By 790 6 Comments

M. Night Shyamalan

BLOODY-DISGUSTING.COM, confirmed that my sources were correct, M NIGHT SHYAMALAN will team up with JOHN & DREW DOWDLE on his new project, NIGHT CHRONICLES.

The Night Chronicles, are to be a series of three movies, all thrillers . M Night intends to set up the general premise for the film, and then hand it over to other Producers and Writers. This sounds like a win /win for everyone, these guys did a hell of a job (profit wise) on Quarantine. Let’s hope all three of them can crank out some quality thrillers.

What do you think? Will this vastly improve M Nights new films? After The Happening it can only go up!

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Stan-Lee

Good God I hope it is better than The Happening! I really dont know what I would do if it turned out worse than that. If it does suck that bad he just needs to quit! Hopefully he redeems himself, but seriously, M Night may want to consider a new career if he fucks up that bad again.
Bear

I hated the ending to that movie!!! I really don’t remember much else so it must have been pretty bad. But then again I did really like “The Sixth Sense” and “Signs” was ok.
Stan-Lee

SIGNS???? Cmon! Signs was awful! I did like the sixth sense, but signs blew. At least I thought it did.
Ergo Proxy

OW MY BRAIN MY BRAIN MY… wait a sec… I don’t have a brain… phew… laaa deee daaa…. what’s this outlet do? Ahh this Fork will do it!

Yeah, did you see THAT twist coming? Ya did? Dang, you people know me too well… if not, then MNS (His name is not worth writing) should take notes on this… STOP putting twists in your idiotic movies!

I’ll tell ya what would improve MNS!! You really want to know? Ok, this is huge, if M. Night reads this… he’s going to stand up in his crazy shorts and say… My God… HE’S RIGHT!!! And break into a dance…

ok… here it comes…

ONE word…

BOLLYWOOD!

Pack your bags MNS, and scram, I mean try your luck in Bollywood!

His next film would be called :

‘THAT’S NOT MY ANOREXIC COW! THAT’S MY MOTHER!’

The twist would be, that it’s not his mother but an alien who really likes spicy food and some papa dums… he’d play the hobo on the street (like in heroes only shittier)

There would be the 23min version and the 3 hour long version WITH all kinds of crazy dancing and singing… I’m sure he’d be a hit…

Tag line for the film would be : GOT SPICE?

M. Night… Can I call you M… I give this freely… take my advice and LEAVE AVATAR ALONE!!!

:(
Ergo Proxy

OW MY BRAIN MY BRAIN MY… wait a sec… I don't have a brain… phew… laaa deee daaa…. what's this outlet do? Ahh this Fork will do it!

Yeah, did you see THAT twist coming? Ya did? Dang, you people know me too well… if not, then MNS (His name is not worth writing) should take notes on this… STOP putting twists in your idiotic movies!

I'll tell ya what would improve MNS!! You really want to know? Ok, this is huge, if M. Night reads this… he's going to stand up in his crazy shorts and say… My God… HE'S RIGHT!!! And break into a dance…

ok… here it comes…

ONE word…

BOLLYWOOD!

Pack your bags MNS, and scram, I mean try your luck in Bollywood!

His next film would be called :

'THAT'S NOT MY ANOREXIC COW! THAT'S MY MOTHER!'

The twist would be, that it's not his mother but an alien who really likes spicy food and some papa dums… he'd play the hobo on the street (like in heroes only shittier)

There would be the 23min version and the 3 hour long version WITH all kinds of crazy dancing and singing… I'm sure he'd be a hit…

Tag line for the film would be : GOT SPICE?

M. Night… Can I call you M… I give this freely… take my advice and LEAVE AVATAR ALONE!!!

:(