Boy did the Movieguys have fun this episode! So much fun in fact, they looked downright miserable. The Intern thought it would be a good idea to bring three red habanero peppers and have Craig, Corey, and himself, all eat one on the air. Now no one is friends with the Intern anymore…
The Red Habanero Challenge
Not much went on in the first part of this episode, except the suffering of three men. Craig was worried that he would eat the pepper and look at Corey and the Intern as they stared at him with a pepper in their hands. Craig also claimed that since he had already eaten the demon fruit (off air) then he shouldn’t have to do this. The Intern claimed that since it wasn’t recorded then it didn’t count, and Corey agreed because he really wanted to see Craig eat the pepper. So, against his better judgment, Craig agreed, and since Corey has no judgment, he did as well. Now each participant had a glass of milk in front of them and drinking it was considered a tap out, the one to make it the longest or until the end of the show would win a trophy furnished by the Intern and forever be heralded as the bad-assiest of the group. So these three, these brave stupid three, ate a pepper.
What followed next is a bit of a blur. There’s screaming, yelling, crying, begging for God’s sweet mercy, and yes, at times, for the quick release of death. About a minute in, the Intern got a real serious look on his sweaty face. That’s when the gagging started and he went for the milk. After that glass was up, he left and returned with the gallon, while the others made fun of him. That just left the “regretful Corey” and the “Why am I doing this? Craig”.
Crystal Pepsi Challenge
After what must have seemed like an eternity, ten minutes were up. This is what is considered to be past the hottest point so it can only get better from here. Since the pain is not getting any worse, Craig tries to get his mind off things by accusing Guy of cheating on the previous episode. Actually, Craig didn’t even get that far, because as soon as he mentioned last week’s Crystal Pepsi Challenge Guy screamed, “No I didn’t look out the bottom on my blindfold!” Craig then pointed out that he didn’t even mention the blindfold. This makes Guy start yelling and screaming again about how he has terrible friends that don’t love him and how he DIDN’T CHEAT. This went on for awhile…
Well, some movies were talked about this week: Dante’s Inferno, Volcano, and Fire Down Below. Nobody watched them but will be experiencing them when these peppers make their way through the digestive system. Then, because misery loves company, the movie guys watched a pepper eating contest where the participants ate their way up from mere jalapenos to the hottest peppers in the world. This amazed the guys that some people are stupider than they are.