Of all social media platforms, Facebook has to be the worst. The vast majority of friends we have on there are people we thought we knew in real life, as opposed to a platform like Twitter, where you follow people you don’t actually know but are grouped by common interests. Following a person you know…
Bobs and Pineapples – Mister MacNugget 13
Rituals make up a big part of our lives that we often never think of because we’re so busy doing them on auto-pilot. MacNugget has a couple rituals he’d like to share with you here on this episode of the show. The first is his Amusement Parking hat. Being a gentleman of a certain age,…
The Ecto Hunt and Poop Tacos – Mister MacNugget 12
Have you ever given ASMR a try on youtube or via a podcast? Apparently it’s a whole thing now, attempting to give yourself the “tingles” or capturing the phenomenon of getting goosebumps in a bottle to be able to access when you want. The acronym stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. MacNugget thought it was…
Heavenly Bean Soup and Discontinued McDonald’s – Mister MacNugget 11
Upon smelling something heinous in the hallways at work, MacNugget was appalled to find out that not only did the ladies down the hall not think the smell was bad, they actually referred to it as “heavenly.” So heavenly, in fact, that they likened it to their favorite soup, which one typically wouldn’t refer to…
Red Vines and The Suicidal Pet Fish – Mister MacNugget 10
Still utterly flabbergasted at the overwhelming mob of insane people who believe Twizzlers are better than Red Vines (delicious Red Vines), Mister MacNugget searches the web for articles defending the merits of preferring strawberry rubber to soft red licorice. The one he finds, as you will hear, makes a lacking case in defense of Twizzlers,…
Theater Snack Attack! – Mister MacNugget 9
As MacNugget continues on his quest to try to drop a few pounds, he takes to the internet to see what movie theater candy is the best option without conceding to Whole Foods dried fruit and kale chips. This time, Mrs. MacNugget joins in to add her unique perspective. Upon finishing the list of the…
Sunday Morning Coming Down – Mister MacNugget 8
MacNugget goes through the drive thru for some diet fast food and recalls the mental and emotional downer of a good thing coming to an end. What folks don’t think about when planning something as monumental as the BTTF event explained in episode 7 of the show is the fact that what once occupied every…
Enchantment Under the Sea – Mister MacNugget 7
Back in 2015, the greatest movie ever put to screen, Back to the Future, celebrated its 30 year anniversary. Mister MacNugget, being a huuuge BTTF fan, sat in his home over a rainy Memorial Day weekend and dreamed of how incredible it would be to host a recreation of the Enchantment Under the Sea dance…
Yard Melons and Earwax – Mister MacNugget 6
Huge thank you to Cassie Dyer and her JellyDoodles for the amazing portrait of Mister MacNugget! Go find her on social media – JellyDoodles by Cassie! Neighbors are interesting creatures. Some can be the most supportive, integral people in your life, while others can be a thorn in your side. Mister MacNugget’s neighbors? Well, they’re…
Mortal Oh, Krap! – Mister MacNugget 5
The kazoos didn’t come in for the theme music this week as intended. Apparently Amazon doesn’t deliver to homes with mythical beasts prowling in the front yard. Mister MacNugget improvised, however, and thinks it should be pleasing to your ears. Have you ever accidentally subjected your child to something they shouldn’t have seen? When it…